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The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place in precisely thirty days, on Thursday, July 5, 2007. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church has issued a call to all of its members, to participate in a festival with rock concerts and blasphemous rituals taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

The Church of the SubGenius is a popular organization often seen as a "parody" of religious cults...

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 4 to Sunday, July 8, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center...

The Church is seeking underground bands, indie rockers, performance artists, and performers and producers from the adult entertainment industry, because sexual freedom has been an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a celebration of free expression, performance art, rock and roll, pornography, and adult entertainment; and certain parts of the event will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final hours of July 4.