"I think being a woman is like being Irish." — Iris Murdoch

For some unknown reason, Nelson and Emma are watching Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, which -- in case you haven't heard of it -- is a reality show about a hateful, unlikeable woman who tries to make everyone around her as unhappy as possible.  I can't take it, but we have a small apartment, so there is nowhere for me to go.

See? This Kimora lady is not only making her employees miserable, she is making me unhappy as well.

Where is Mothra when we need her?